Gym, Ladies, It's the GYM.

Ladies,

The following does not belong at the gym:
-- opaque tights through which your leopard print thong is showing.
-- your butt cheeks hanging out of your shorts.
-- yourself without a bra in public training areas.
-- yourself with your hair down and styled. (If you're working out without your hair up, you aren't really working out.)
-- shouting gossip over your own headphone noise.
-- wearing nothing up top but a sports bra.

If the above appeals to you, I will gladly direct you to the local strip club where the men who are currently oogling you will then pay you to continue your "workout."

Keep it classy.

End rant.